Friday, November 6, 2009

Women's Figure Skating Camel Toe

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A bienportaditas fragile young ladies, we have difficulty understanding the brutality with which men treat each other. That cruelty shown to attack others, with the verb or fist, makes us perceive them as wild beasts and foolish. I remember my brother came home from school to tell who was beaten and who had managed to mourn. It filled my eyes with tears to think that he who shares my genes were capable of such atrocities.

This animalistic aggression of men is not a mystery. Some blame on the genes and instinct, others to "just learned from my dad." Regardless of the cause, it is generally accepted the premise and a engaƱao lives, thinking they are the ones for which one must be careful. But experience has taught me that no, ladies and gentlemen, in the urge to hurt the others, women do not know boundaries.

I learned, as most painful lessons at an early age. I was a naive pre-puberty did not know the dangers of female aggression. In those days, had only a friend, Melchorita, who spent every recess. We sat in the garden to have flowers and look maripostitas; shared a peanut sandwich and orange juice, and we fed to our wrists.

We decided to change the routine and venture into the field gang. So we went to spy on other girls in the room, which were reputed to be half malosas. Seeing playing spring (elastic, as they say the Yucatan), we wanted to integrate. "No," said Socorrito, who organized the game, "and we are many." Note that Socorrito I had a bitter hatred since he broke into his life and took advantage every opportunity to make clear. The rejection of tipirrina offended us and in a fit of rebellion I yelled, "Well, spring is your panties sir!" Error. Spring did seem to trousers, the kind that have a blue and a red hairline, Hanes brand. Still, to express my comments against the gang was a huge mistake. Socorrito turned furious and in that moment I realized I was in trouble. I started running awkwardly, but of course I hit a few steps and, as vile gangster, I was arrested four against the wall, while the other hit me.

incident scars were marked as Deep in my soul, and she became a star bashing of my worst nightmares. They say that to date, in dreams, I hear: "Socorrito, Socorrito, please do not hit me!"

Years later, I met with another individual, Socorrito University, re-loaded version, "whose hatred towards me intensities reached to previously unknown. Go fright I got when I learned I was taking classes in Krav Maga, as defined in Wikipedia as "the official system of defense of the Israeli army." Oh my.

But there is no sorrowing, to train for something kitbotsin and my biceps are growing day by day. Let me rethink this with more accuracy: study International Relations by something, to find diplomatic solutions to conflicts.

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