Wednesday, November 25, 2009

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tree that grows crooked ... Aggression

In my last entry promised to give advice to slapper to approach women. I was asking the comrades how they like to be carried out the initial courtship, and a few days ago I shared with the world the wisdom I gathered.

I was working out at the Sports Complex Quetzalcoatl, located at 6 East of San Andrés Cholula, while he was hosting a children's soccer tournament interstate. On the edge of the field were 15 children sitting about ten years, with his coach. When I passed in front, I heard some expressions of lust from children and addressed to me. I pretended not to hear them and ran on without turning. On the next lap, one of them shouted "Come, we'll introduce our coach!" The proposal made me laugh, without looking at them and said no hand. New cries arose, "Why not? If you are well handsome! "" A millionaire, has five houses! "," Speak English! "" He's single! "With such a resume about I turn around to meet the above, but I resist the urge and followed which trotted gazelle.

Suddenly I was plunged into a profound reflection. These young creatures might be the slapper of the future! Are the new generations, that within a few years to decide whether they go through life feeling women randomly cross them ... I had to do something.

When I passed and I heard the cries again, I stopped, turned around to where the children were and said "Come on, come." Of course they ran, terrified, to hide behind the swings, from where they began to throw sticks to discourage my anger. "I do not want to sing. Would not that brave? Did no one will come? "At last one came up. At first I was terrified, "I was not lady, it was them." When I said I was not angry, we started talking and soon others came. I told his team: they came to San Luis and had just won the game.

girlfriend asked if they had, and disappointed answered no. "I guess," I said, "I will teach you how to link to a girl." All content sat around me. "The next time you see a girl you like, not going to cry, not going to whistle, and was not going to whiteness." "And then?" Said one with a face of anguish. "They come and say 'Hey, what's your name?" She will answer and perhaps stay to chat. Maybe he will, but if you scream, we whistle or sapwood, insurance chivea and walks away. "After a series of questions and answers about the art of approaching, I started to walk away thinking that the meeting represented a generational change. My naivete Perenganito collapsed when he said "But madam, was the coach told us you cry! To see if they will be having some beers and you teach Cholula "...

Now I understand slapper. If your child's soul was corrupted by a coach who sent you to your prospect alburearte cruising, we could not expect you to be a normal person. Forgive me for judging and harassing enfermodelsexo . You are, but not your fault.

Friday, November 13, 2009

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writing this column for a university colleague, whose name unknown but whose existence I learned through of a classmate. We'll call the "slapper" because his hobby is to tinker with women's bodies without consent of their owners.

a matter of my sources, this will work tipirrín rather absurd choreography, which pretends to stumble, reaches out, and coincidentally sits on the chest of the nearest woman. Then apologize and not withdrawn their dirty Garritan neck of the victim. A variant is that the guy comes from behind, hugs a woman and puts both hooves on your chest. When the lady turns around, he pretends to be sorry and apologizes for having mistaken his girlfriend (imaginary). I say imagined because this monkey is certainly not girlfriend. If so, would not be the need to mount so pathetic spectacle to mitigate its effervescent hormones.

So slapper, hope you're reading this. Not to scold, but because I care about your unmet need in the future can become harmful acts to the world. There is a theory that all the world's problems are the backdrop of sexual frustration, because it causes increased aggressiveness in men. How about if true, slapper, and soon I will become villain, terrorist or soldier who violate elderly in Zongolica? I could not forgive me!

For this reason I write. Say your site favorite is the gym (although you see your round the social center). I went looking to speak personally, but we do not agree on time, or maybe I'm not your type, too bad. So I'm telling you here.

Look, slapper, there are certain things that distinguish us from other animals. For example, how we relate. We have developed a series of rites and forms of communication that we use to interact. When you, without any prior interaction, Posas your hands on another person's body parts considered private, you are breaking some of the rules of coexistence, and the individual in question can be angry. I understand, the rules go against the instincts most basic, even against the stimulus-response process. So the spoilers are! It turns out that these things are not taken, earn, and perhaps the healthiest in the world repressive, while we change it, is that you adhere to some basic rules.

If you channel your animal appetites toward a more subtle and consensual, I assure you that you have better chances of finding a bit of pampering, what you doing you need. I know that sounds difficult for someone who is so in touch with their primal instincts, but seek help if necessary. If you want to publish next week a few tips on how to approach women.

In the meantime, young ladies not to get caught off guard. And those that do they encounter the gripper, are firm but not aggressive. As a puppy when you're trying to teach him not to bite and give the leg only when you ask.

Friday, November 6, 2009

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gender slapper

A bienportaditas fragile young ladies, we have difficulty understanding the brutality with which men treat each other. That cruelty shown to attack others, with the verb or fist, makes us perceive them as wild beasts and foolish. I remember my brother came home from school to tell who was beaten and who had managed to mourn. It filled my eyes with tears to think that he who shares my genes were capable of such atrocities.

This animalistic aggression of men is not a mystery. Some blame on the genes and instinct, others to "just learned from my dad." Regardless of the cause, it is generally accepted the premise and a engañao lives, thinking they are the ones for which one must be careful. But experience has taught me that no, ladies and gentlemen, in the urge to hurt the others, women do not know boundaries.

I learned, as most painful lessons at an early age. I was a naive pre-puberty did not know the dangers of female aggression. In those days, had only a friend, Melchorita, who spent every recess. We sat in the garden to have flowers and look maripostitas; shared a peanut sandwich and orange juice, and we fed to our wrists.

We decided to change the routine and venture into the field gang. So we went to spy on other girls in the room, which were reputed to be half malosas. Seeing playing spring (elastic, as they say the Yucatan), we wanted to integrate. "No," said Socorrito, who organized the game, "and we are many." Note that Socorrito I had a bitter hatred since he broke into his life and took advantage every opportunity to make clear. The rejection of tipirrina offended us and in a fit of rebellion I yelled, "Well, spring is your panties sir!" Error. Spring did seem to trousers, the kind that have a blue and a red hairline, Hanes brand. Still, to express my comments against the gang was a huge mistake. Socorrito turned furious and in that moment I realized I was in trouble. I started running awkwardly, but of course I hit a few steps and, as vile gangster, I was arrested four against the wall, while the other hit me.

incident scars were marked as Deep in my soul, and she became a star bashing of my worst nightmares. They say that to date, in dreams, I hear: "Socorrito, Socorrito, please do not hit me!"

Years later, I met with another individual, Socorrito University, re-loaded version, "whose hatred towards me intensities reached to previously unknown. Go fright I got when I learned I was taking classes in Krav Maga, as defined in Wikipedia as "the official system of defense of the Israeli army." Oh my.

But there is no sorrowing, to train for something kitbotsin and my biceps are growing day by day. Let me rethink this with more accuracy: study International Relations by something, to find diplomatic solutions to conflicts.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Home Made Pelet Boiler

emo side of my

The Day of the Dead and Halloween have never been among my favorite holidays. Between I do not like dressing up and give me scare the dead and their derivatives, all held at this time is that come with plenty of sweet pan de muerto. Although almost always end up disguised in a party or admiring the altar which honors all deceased legendary this cult of death and ghosts is not something that excites me.

I do not know at what point did this rejection. of girl you worked a dark side, now that I remember, is a little scary. It was my custom to have multiple pets that twist of fate (which had nothing to do con mi entrega, cuidados o cariño), morían a los pocos días de llegar a mi casa. Por esa y otras razones, con la muerte estuve en contacto una y otra vez. Y aunque estaba lejos de verla como un juego, sí formaba parte de mi mundo de fantasía. Yo creo que era un poco emo .

A cada hámster, pájaro o lagartija que se murió bajo mi cuidado, le organizaba un homenaje póstumo en el jardín de mi casa. La carroza fúnebre era el coche de mis Barbies decorado con un moño negro, y al cortejo asistían mis 21 muñecos vestidos de luto. Luego enterraba a la criatura, le decía mis palabras de despedida, y ponía sobre su tomb a flower and a piece of paper with his obituary. Not satisfied with the funeral and have become the garden of my mother in a cemetery, sat every October in my doll house of the dead altar dedicated to pets who had died during the year, and instead of mole and rice, put carrots and sunflower seeds. But this dark side was in the past and now one of the things I hate most in the world is entering a cemetery.

do not like Halloween, but I've brought some good times. Two years ago my cousin Rodaberto, then fans of this time of ghosts, wanted strong and went to ask his mummy costume calaverita: with the body completely bandaged. After 20 minutes back home with his costume all crippled and face just as white bands now hung like rags. It turns out that a dog in the neighborhood was struck by the tail of one of the bands that had been released, and decided to pursue Rodaberto. Others joined the attack dogs, throwing bits and pieces of cloth tearing, and my poor cousin was forced to throw their candy and throw to run to the house.

The other day I was trying to convince Rodaberto that mummy mask again and let me accompany it with my camera. He declined, but the coming year I try with sister. I think that although I'm not emo , my dark side remains and at this time, as a full moon, let me inevitably come to light.

Monday, November 2, 2009

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Take your banana monkey night terrors


"There are blows in life, so powerful ... I do not know."

Nearly three years after the birth, life gave me a wonderful gift: a small inbred Jaime name. Since its early stages, I was awarded the role of older sister spent my youth to guide you through the paths of virtue. To instill respect for nature, took my cats, dogs and mice to bed que le dieran los buenos. Para desarrollar su sensibilidad, lo ponía a jugar a las muñecas; él era el papá, la mascota o el profesor de karate. Le leí poemas, le hablé de la fraternidad del mundo, de las frágiles fronteras entre el bien y el mal… Ahora el retoño ha crecido, empieza a extender las alas para volar del nido, y toda la familia observamos, atentos, intentando adivinar qué rumbos tomará.
No niego que hemos tenido nuestros desencuentros. Recuerdo la vez que lanzó una de mis mascotas por la ventana. O cuando jugamos a La Bella Durmiente y al reinterpretar la pelea de Maléfica y el príncipe, Jaime olvidó los límites entre fantasía y realidad y me descalabró con un metal tube. Or when in front of my father, I asked my little boyfriend in high school that made him to kiss me how, if I'm so small. I've had my details. I probably hated the day he arrived with his friends home and I had turned his room into a nursery for my dolls. Or when he used his baseball mitt and hospital bed for a lizard wound. Or the countless times you call at four in the morning to ask if I open the door because I forgot the keys.
Nevertheless, our relationship is love. And despite the pilot who has lived past Jaime (has ventured into a wide range of activities seemingly unrelated to each other), never imagine what would happen is happening. Without further notice, overnight, announced it was writing songs. We ask that you show your work, excited, and what was my surprise when I realized that the verses were pronounced lips, no doubt, a reggaeton song. Not repeat here the words, my sense of decency will not let me. But they were reggaeton's good, go, in every sense of the word. Immediately I turned around to see my mom, who was biting his lower lip, I wonder if holding back the laughter or the urge to mourn.
Yes, gentlemen. After all I've railed against this kind and preachers, today my brother is one of them. Take your banana monkey. And although at first glance has no common feature or accessory with Wisin and Yandel (again graciasadios), found in verses as reggaeton expression. And before that, I can only adjust. So now I come to virtual sessions of reggaeton in showing me their favorite videos and interpretation of the lyrics.
No way ... Jaime is one of my favorite people in the world. And if he can respect that I like to breed lizards wounds, I can respect that he likes to do reggaeton.