Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Punnett Square For Lou Gehrig's Disease

True Kabbalah goalkeeper

is a necessity, almost a whim. But Saturday night is a rigorous test for each player of Deutsche Bank. It is essential to leave no detail to chance. On Sunday and is often late.
-Old shit where I left the middle of the Andes?
"I threw. It looked like a hobo with those socks all broken. I bought new ones. No matter whether they are of Temperley, right?
A mother is everything to a child. But your unconditional love often prevents him from understanding basic rules footballer. Without awareness of the seriousness of some of its procedures, it hurts. And hard.
- "You're kidding? These socks were cabal. The bitch that bore me. And now what the fuck I do, what to do.
No one would believe that those stockings, repaired with tape over and over again, give it power. But who would dare to assert that those poor clothing not catapulted to the top of the scoring chart.
-child stops stirring the garbage bag please.
each with its charm. A headband for peeling the team or the best boots, those brought from outside, to the more limited Deuch.
"Sorry guys but you know that without the latest Nike F58 I can not hit the ball well. Various
and even ridiculous. Many times the cabals of Deuch verging on absurd.
Here comes the cake after a tour of the jack. His friends expect restless.
- How did it go this time? Can we keep quiet? -Stay
piola. Again, the cabal of the goalkeeper.
even has a name. Not only is it funny the cabal of the archer, but usually idolized. All are worried about three things happen on Saturday: the cake attend the bowling, which she also attended, and that his wrist is intact. And again the same question, "Who are encouraged to declare that the remarkable performance of Cake last weekend was not the result of the cabal of the archer?
That Saturday was different. The ingredients were ready, but something went wrong.
- Does anyone can tell me what makes the cake only on the track?
- Was not the minita?
"No, just saw her come out with a kid.
Nobody dared to question the cake. Almost disillusioned left their drinks on the bar and went as if in mourning.
-Leg Up the asshole left early and is the only one car.
The destination was consistent with the cake. A goal the counter, one Olympic and one red on the end of the match after hitting him one of his own colleagues.
Curious or not, the Deuch won 3-2. Pata was man of the match with the first hat trick of his existence.
"Son of a bitch. Surely you stain a jar of drug.
Not at all. I left the bowling early to sleep. That is my cabal.

Saturday, July 14, 2007

How Many Cc Is 5000 Units Of Heparin

The power of words

is an unusual injury. A kind of sobrehueso. The funny thing is that doctors do not have a positive response for patients trying to find a satisfactory treatment. Only the act of walking creates a nuisance, followed by inflammation and subsequent immobility.
"Boys come closer I'll give the team. Euge, what happened to your leg?
"No, nothing. Is that just walked a few blocks.
Fortunately, a player of Deutsche Bank is always ready to offer consolation.
-assholes are pissed by an elephant.
Ojo, these injuries are not for everyone. It's like having a magnet. Lurk. As soon as you call them, there appear, ready to ruin the renewed hopes of Eugene.
-Posta. I have a bad temper. The last championship knee and now I hold this shit. Makes me want to quit.
An awkward silence follows the scene.
"Do not heat. Same with or without injury ... Again
is instant comfort.
"Look at the bright side. You'll have more time with your girlfriend.
- Is not I told? The daughter of a thousand bitches re not answer calls me two weeks ago.
-Best Euge. That mine was a bitch to you. "Hey
parameters that have not fought me. I opened my eyes
idiot. He does not wear the skirt you use, these cleavages. It is a terrible troll.
-Alike should be that I'm bad luck.
He said almost without fear. Without fear that their words are transformed into a sacred trust. Is that this word has a capricious power. No need to challenge him.
-Boys sign the form and come into heat.
"Here I go. Accommodation for me the bump between the means. Draw
zero in the first half. A bad start of the goalkeeper enters the Deuch first goal.
-Eugene, are you to play the final minutes? An unusual 3-3-4
comes into play. A scheme of dubious effectiveness, but there goes the Deuchar, a pure courage, for an equalizer. The crossbar drown the cry of equality. A new center falls on the area. A volley seems to be the best option. But Eugene, in a gesture unorthodox practices a dove who decreed in final tie. And again the joy. The bump took unexpected dimensions, but no matter. Euge is pure joy.
"Well Dad, did you see that I said you were going to get wet? And that's not even wanted to sign the form.
- Euge What? Are you okay?
-Let it, that insurance is face pain. That bruise and do not like it. Go to your doctor idiot.

Friday, July 6, 2007

Bleeding Madras Is A Kind Of ...........



Dedicated to Jorge. DT
much force.

lower pulse is essential. The 1-0 down so requires. The Deutsche Bank is surrounded by emergency. Lost, disoriented. The opposite goal is getting further away. Widespread disgust. That's the scenario penozo. A new challenge for the coach.
"Boys let's get together to talk a little about the game.
Talks Deuch techniques have a curious quality. The voice command finds no impediment to reproduce, to travel by word of mouth. Then each member is convinced of the importance of their contributions.
"Hey assholes, is the empty drum. I'm breaking the rising and you are not able to fill this shit, "chides the wolf against one of the undisputed holders of the bank.
"We're about jerks, some girls. Let them feel the heat. We need to break your legs.
"Do not say bullshit, you see that the nine we are dancing a great time. We have to mark to that and go.
-ready guys, let's get together, reaffirms the DT. Banco
Jorge, did you see the goal that you missed it Martin? Van fifteen minutes and you run out of legs.
"But I stayed up late with your old, stupid.
"Well yes, now limits the coach with a gesture of nuisance .- We have to work especially ...
"We must make them feel the rigor. We need to break your legs.
"This is an idiot, always says the same idiocy. Leave talk to Jorge.
"It is true, shut up cuckold.
- What is it silly? You just say me. You have 23 years and you're a virgin. The girl is afraid to debut.
- Basta! I'm tired.
Now if silence is contagious. Everyone seems to be ready to be enlightened.
"Well, what I meant is that we play a little harder ...
" They saw he was right. Let them feel the heat. We need to break legs
"Oh, you have little problems you seriously. Go and make you see.
"Just Gordo you're going to come and talk. First go down a few kilos, "dale?
-Deuchar, the field-enacts the referee.
is difficult to find an explanation. Much more telling. I will only say that the Deuch kept a tight 4-3. Two players less and an enemy wall fracture were the balance of a memorable battle. The afternoon began badly, indeed. But there were the words of George, in time.